Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Hooking up with assholes who are nice to you

Portrait of a couple entering their hotel room

I wouldn't recommend it, but we've all done it. We've all found ourselves desperately attracted to some guy we know to be a complete tool. We hear stories about him hooking up with some poor girl, and then kicking her out of bed afterwards, or laughing about intimate details with his friends.

But sometimes, you can't stop thinking about how hot the sex would be, and you realize you just have to do it once so you can move on with your life.

Once in awhile, this guy falls for you. He doesn't tell his friends, he keeps calling you and begs you to stay the night and take you to breakfast in the morning.

This one would fall under guilty pleasure--earning respect where apparently no one has before. And telling him to fuck off when he tells you he wants to commit.

But seriously, don't do it. If it's happened to you before, enjoy it, but don't go looking for it.

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