I've never had a gay best friend (though I've had my suspicions), but I've always wanted one. It seems like it would be the best of all worlds.
You can talk about boys with and compare notes on who's hot without the competition. You're never going to go for the same guy, and even if you do, there's no hard feelings because it's nothing against you if he turns out to be gay, and nothing reflection on him if he's actually straight.
You can hang out late at night without having to worry that some fleeting moment of attraction will ruin the whole friendship. Plus, he'll never look better in your little black dress than you do, and will probably always weigh more.
So gay guys in need of girl friends, please call?
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