As a self-professed "Glee" addict, I wasn't only disappointed with usually lovable Will Schuester's (Matthew Morrison) performance of the "Thong Song," I was also genuinely creeped out.
Will offered to give girl-next-door Emma Pillsbury (Jayma Mays) dance lessons for her wedding. The kicker being, of course, that Emma is in love with Will and only settling for her fiance.
Emma shows up to the lesson, alone, in her sequined and frilled wedding dress with a train longer than she is tall. He turns on "The Thong Song" because her gross fiance wants that to be their first dance.
Instead of teaching her to dance, and trying to make something of her predicament, Will sings along and bumps and grinds around the fabric that seems to be eating her alive. Kind of like a Broadway-style lap dance.
Meanwhile, Emma giggles and swoons over the adorableness of the object of her not-so-secret obsession while he's busy humping the air.
At first I was rooting for Emma and Will's impossible romance (as the producers undoubtedly want us to), but now that I see how disgusting it would be if taken to the sexual level, I kind of hope no one has to endure Will's scary sexuality.
Poor Emma, she can't be more than 90 pounds. She probably wouldn't survive one night with him.
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